Meredith collects data to deliver the best content, services, and personalized digital ads. We partner with third party advertisers, who may use tracking technologies to collect information about your activity on sites and applications across devices, both on our sites and across the Internet. Not like the kind in the above picture though, as that monkey is white and has some kind of fruit smeared all over its face. I would want a clean monkey. Obviously having your own monkey would be fantastic for a whole host of reasons and as they are quite intelligent, yet unable to speak, they learn quickly through beatings while being unable to tell anyone about the beatings. This list, featuring the kind of monkeys that would be good to have, is far from complete as it omits Jetski monkey, Boiling water monkey and Battlestar Galactica Monkey but covers the basic best kinds of monkeys. If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said “Thats not a real monkey, it’s just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper”, I could say “I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey” and when they said “that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on”, my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars.
I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. If anyone said “Hey a monkey, who’s monkey is that? I would say “It’s not my monkey”. Then if Kylie passed out on stage again I would be able to save the day by having my monkey finish the concert for her. The concert promotors would probably give me free tickets and promotional gifts. Kylie would be so thankful that she might send me an autographed photo and I could sell it on ebay for fifty dollars. Not for the monkey, for me. The next time I went kayaking I would be able to relax and enjoy the scenery while my monkey navigated the river.
Also, the last time I went kayaking I was listening to my ipod and I fell asleep and got sunburnt and the current took me way up the river before I awoke when the kayak hit a tree branch and I had to paddle all the way back. Channel Changing Monkey If I had a monkey, I would teach it how to use all the entertainment equipment. I would save money on batteries for the remote controls by having my monkey change channels for me. With the money I saved on batteries I would buy drugs. I would share the drugs with the monkey while we watched Black Books and Stephen Chow movies together. Hairdressing Monkey If I had a monkey, I would teach him how to do my hair – using the appropriate amount of product. I would then set the alarm for him to get up half an hour before I do and do my hair while I am still asleep. This would either give me more time in the morning or allow me to spend more time sleeping.
I would just waste the extra half hour anyway so probably better to sleep but as I usually don’t rock up to work till ten thirty or so, I could try leaving earlier. Surveilance Monkey If I had a monkey, I would teach it to track down people who annoy me by using their profile photo and google maps. I would have my monkey run up and slap them on the back of the head really hard then make a quick escape. 5 Fun Things to do with a Monkey 1. I would shave the monkey and buy a yellow shirt for it and teach it to write inane posts on Facebook. Sex with Monkeys If a woman had sex with a monkey, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female monkey but this would be much less fun to watch. Ceramic Monkey If I had a monkey, I would name it Thomas and use it for scientific research. I would then publish my findings in a journal titled “Monkey Vs Electricity”.
With the proceeds from the sale of this publication, I would buy a potters wheel and kiln and produce my own range of contemporary, modern living, statues of monkeys. I could make a cast of my dead monkey and use it to produce to-scale ceramic monkeys. New book, Crows, Papua New Guinea, and Boats by David Thorne, is available now. David Thorne 2007-2018 All rights reserved. You will see the program below but the Math functions will not work until Java is turned on. My mission is to provide HORSES THAT GIVE AN EFFORT TO WIN OR BE IN THE MONEY, that can lead to your success! The Music Is Automaticlly Changed Daily.
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